I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
