He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
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I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
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We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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