IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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