His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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