if i can run in heels then i can drive
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
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I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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