My first STD was from a foam party
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
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Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
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I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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