So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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