I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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