At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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