If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
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He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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