can u get pink eye on your cock?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
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I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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