sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
This is the prime rib incident all over again
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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