That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
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I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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