yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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