it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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