I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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