Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
