Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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