Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Randomize