honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
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I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
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It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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