So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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