Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
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Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
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tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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