yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
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I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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