ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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