i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
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I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I think i got beer on your cat.
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