dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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