Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He better not be in your backpack
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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