What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I want to be your penis for a week.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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