Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
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You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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