I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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