Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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