So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
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