Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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