Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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