at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
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The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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