Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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