3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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