she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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