You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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