im gay
i know
yea but for you.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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