and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
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Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
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we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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