what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
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Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
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I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
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