i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
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i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
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I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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