i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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