38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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