i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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