Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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