Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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