My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
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Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
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I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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