elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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