Whoa Z and x make the same sound
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
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Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
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You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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