is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
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I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
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i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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