I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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