she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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