So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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